Geri
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Feb 1, 2018 at 4:36pm PST Julep “Geri” is absolutely depressing. I didn’t even know that nail polish could be depressing…but yeah, it sure as fuck can. It’s not...
View ArticleFebruary 2018 Julep Maven Box – Eyes For You
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Feb 1, 2018 at 5:18pm PST Even thought it was just days before my surgery, I got in there and chose my polishes for February. The new beauty product for February...
View ArticleBBQ Sauce
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Feb 11, 2018 at 8:52am PST Maybe because I’ve lived in Texas so long, but when I look at my nails – all I see is BBQ sauce. Spicy, sparkly, BBQ sauce. Or maybe...
View ArticleA Martini Built for Two
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Feb 23, 2018 at 8:31pm PST Julep “Emmy” is an odd polish. Julep describes it as an olive ghost shimmer. (I think ghost shimmer means that you can see it in the...
View ArticleSo Fancy
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 5, 2018 at 7:57am PST I’m so fancy…but you already know. I don’t know that my nails have ever grown this long and strong. Prescription vitamins is a helluva...
View ArticleMarch 2018 Julep Maven Box – Press Forward
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 5, 2018 at 9:16am PST I’ve held back on writing about this box for several days, as I wanted to test out the products for a few days. March’s “Press Forward”...
View ArticleThey’re After Me Lucky Charms!
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 15, 2018 at 1:35pm PDT I couldn’t let St. Paddy’s Day pass without a pretty green mani… I pulled out an oldie, but goody – Julep “Tatum”, neon chartreuse...
View ArticleBlue Steel
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 26, 2018 at 4:09pm PDT I call this look…Blue Steel. Julep “Ida” is described as blue heron matte shimmer, but to me, it’s Blue Steel. This is quite a unique...
View ArticleApril 2018 Julep Maven Box – Bold Confection
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Apr 7, 2018 at 7:36pm PDT So. Much. Polish. April’s theme is “Bold Confection” and brings bright polishes with fun textures. I decided to go all polish. I chose...
View ArticleSugar Flamingo
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Apr 8, 2018 at 3:08pm PDT Can you believe Julep “Cadance”? It looks like pure, pink sugar. “Cadance” is another sugar textured polish from Julep. There’s a subtle...
View ArticleAstros Nails
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Apr 15, 2018 at 2:23pm PDT I can be a baseball fan, just for one day. There are few sports as boring as baseball, but as soon as I found out that my son’s Junior...
View ArticleMermaid Vibes
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Apr 18, 2018 at 5:13pm PDT As disappointed as I was with Beach Vibes, I am really digging these Mermaid Vibes! Julep “Maureen” is totally inspired by The Little...
View ArticleDisco Flamingo
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Apr 22, 2018 at 4:33pm PDT Look at these nails…serving Disco Flamingo realness! Maybe I’ve been watching a BIT too much Drag Race, but I am living for these...
View ArticleSamma Samma Bo Bamma
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Apr 26, 2018 at 5:25pm PDT Julep “Samma” is cold…ice cold. “Samma” is frozen lilac iridescent microglitter. Although it looks more silvery in the pic,...
View ArticleMay 2018 Julep Maven Box – Golden Hour
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on May 7, 2018 at 6:33pm PDT No information card, no candy this month – what’s up with that Julep? The featured product this month was new shades of Skip the Brush...
View ArticleThe Infinity Gauntlet
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on May 11, 2018 at 3:24pm PDT Come on, Infinity War is the biggest movie on the planet right now. How could I NOT do Infinity Gauntlet nails? I put down a single...
View ArticleMy Favorite Daughter
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on May 14, 2018 at 4:27pm PDT Although she only hears it when she’s in trouble, my daughter Lily’s real name is Lilith. She is my favorite daughter, although my only...
View ArticleSit on a Cactus
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on May 24, 2018 at 5:00pm PDT Is it weird that in traffic, when someone annoys me, sometimes I say that I hope that they sit on a cactus? Well, either that…or rectal...
View ArticleThe Mother of All Sample Bags
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on May 29, 2018 at 6:00pm PDT Ulta might be stingy when it comes with its regular samples, but they are more than generous when it comes to their gift with purchase...
View ArticleThank Ya Very Much!
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on May 30, 2018 at 4:33pm PDT This polish makes me so goddamn happy. It’s just…summer! This is Julep “Presley”, from last month’s box. It’s just a bright, happy...
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